This short story is a work of fiction. It was inspired by a true story that a friend shared with me. The names, and places have been changed to protect the innocent. (I stole that line form the introduction of the old 1951 TV series "Dragnet")

"It was one of those days at Pleasantville Jr. High." John Dozer thought to himself as the bell rang signifying that it was time to change classes again. He was glad to be leaving math class. Nothing seemed to put him to sleep faster than pre-algebra. Next stop - World History with Miss Chronicle. As usual, the hallway was crowded and loud. Vice-Principal...